Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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