Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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