Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
50% drunk capacity currently
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
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