Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I'm sobbing to NWA
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
Randomize
