So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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