and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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