I skipped work to stalk him.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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