You work out of a Hotel?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Randomize
