It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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