K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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