i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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