dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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