We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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