Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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