Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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