I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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