this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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