yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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