Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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