guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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