The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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