I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I love you. Go after that dick
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