do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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