I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
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