Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
