I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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