only if we run a train.
done.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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