Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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