But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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