not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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