He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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