whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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