Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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