He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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