We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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