Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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