Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm bleeding and have questions
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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