I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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