Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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