awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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