It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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