I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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