Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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