After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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