Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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