Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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