All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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