she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well I just put wine in my tea
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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