I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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