please come you make the beer taste better
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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