The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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