Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
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