I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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