Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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